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Motherhood
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If
it
was
going
to
be
easy,
it
never
would
have
started
with
something
called
labor!
There
are
three
ways
to
get
something
done:
Do
it
yourself,
hire
someone
to
do
it,
or
forbid
your
children
to
do
it.
Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to a tree.
God
gave
you
two
ears
and
one
mouth...
so
you
should
listen
twice
as
much
as
you
talk.
Grandparents
are
similar
to
a
piece
of
string
--
handy
to
have
around
and
easily
wrapped
around
the
fingers
of
grandchildren.
Any
child
can
tell
you
that
the
purpose
of
a
middle
name
is
so
he
can
tell
when
he's
really
in
trouble.
Adolescence
is
the
age
at
which
children
stop
asking
questions
because
they
know
all
the
answers. The
smartest
advice
on
raising
children
is
to
enjoy
them
while
they
are
still
on
your
side.
Avenge
yourself
-
live
long
enough
to
be
a
problem
to
your
children.
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