Motherhood - If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to a tree.

God gave you two ears and one mouth... so you should listen twice as much as you talk.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string -- handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

Any child can tell you that the purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.



Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

Avenge yourself - live long enough to be a problem to your children.