Oscar Mayer Advertising Jingles

1) By: Andy Lambros

My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why, I’ll say,
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

2) By: Richard Trentlage

1963 version:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I truly want to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

1965 version:

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.
 That is what I'd truly like to be.
 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
 Everyone would be in love with me.

 Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener.
 That is what I'd never want to be.
 Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
 There would soon be nothing left of me!