You think you sing very well.

You're strangely poetic after a few beers.

You have no idea how to make a long story short.

You do the total opposite of what the doctor says.

Your skin's ability to tan not so much.

You have never hit your head on a ceiling.

You have great respect for the truth, and you only use it in emergencies.

At least one of your cousins holds political office

You swear very well.

   

Happy St. Patrick's Day!