A Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but you never did anything bad either.

Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing.



Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with an earring and sun glasses. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's earring off and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, "Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, Wow! When did this happen?"

"Oh, about five minutes ago."