I Want To Be A Bear
In my next life I want to be a bear.
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
![](images/bear_yawn_clock_lg_clr.gif)
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
![](images/panda_bear_chopsticks_eating_lg_clr.gif)
I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you give birth to your children (who only weigh half a pound) while
you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
![](images/teddy_bear_walking_lg_clr.gif)
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
![](images/hunter_running_from_bear_lg_clr.gif)
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat. He KNOWS not to get between you and
the food.
![](images/bear_showing_teeth_lg_clr.gif)
Yup... Gonna be a bear.
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