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I thought this was funny. Hope you like it.
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A
man was wandering in the woods
pondering all the questions of
life, universe, and his own
personal problems. The man
could not find any answers so
he sought help from GOD.
"Are you there
GOD?!", he shouted.
GOD
responded, "What is it my
son?"
"I
have a few questions, mind if
I ask?"
"Go
right ahead, my son ...
anything.", GOD said.
"GOD,
what is a million years to
you?"
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GOD
replied, "In my frame of
reference, it is only a
second".
"Hmmm",
he wondered. Then he asked
again, "GOD, what is a
million dollars worth to
you?"
GOD
said, "A million dollars
to me is only worth a
penny."
The
man lifted his eyebrows and
proceeded to ask a final
question. "GOD can I have
a penny?"
And
GOD cheerfully said,
"Sure!!.....in a
second".
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Hope all is well in your far north
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