A man was wandering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problems. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from GOD.
"Are you there GOD?!", he shouted.
GOD responded, "What is it my son?"


"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", GOD said.
"GOD, what is a million years to you?"


GOD replied, "In my frame of reference, it is only a second".
"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "GOD, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
GOD said, "A million dollars to me is only worth a penny."


The man lifted his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "GOD can I have a penny?"
And GOD cheerfully said,

"Sure!!.....in a second".


The song "When We All Get to Heaven" is on "Old Time Gospel" CD