A man was wandering in the
woods pondering all the
questions of life, universe,
and his own personal
problems. The man could not
find any answers so he
sought help from GOD.
"Are you there GOD?!", he
shouted.
GOD responded, "What is it
my son?"
"I have a few questions,
mind if I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son
... anything.", GOD
said.
"GOD, what is a million
years to you?"
GOD replied, "In my
frame of reference, it
is only a second".
"Hmmm", he wondered.
Then he asked again,
"GOD, what is a million
dollars worth to you?"
GOD said, "A million
dollars to me is only
worth a penny."
The man lifted his
eyebrows and proceeded
to ask a final question.
"GOD can I have a
penny?"
And GOD cheerfully said,
"Sure!!.....in a
second".
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The Dancing Elf
Happy Pi Day!