You ask for high fiber candy only.

People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.



When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
 
You're the only Mummy in the neighborhood with a walker.



When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
 
You keep having to go back home to go to the restroom.
 
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

You get winded from knocking on the door.
 
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.