Signs You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat

Signs You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat

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You ask for high fiber candy only.

People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.


Trick or Treat Sign

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
 
You're the only Mummy in the neighborhood
with a walker.


Trick or Treator

When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and
can't remember the rest.
 
You keep having to go back home to
go to the restroom.
 
You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


Jack'o Lantern

You get winded from knocking on the door.
 
You have to have another kid
chew your candy for you.

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