Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any
dessert?
A: He was stuffed!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims
like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: If April showers bring May flowers,
what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble,
gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table
manners!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a
turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades
after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything is marked down
after the Thanksgiving
A lady was picking through the frozen
turkeys at the grocery store, but
couldn't find one big enough for her
family. She asked the stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy answered, "No ma'am,
they're dead
As an early Christmas present, a man
gets a talking parrot from his friend.
He takes the parrot home and puts it in
his living room. But every time the man goes near the
living room, he hears the parrot
shouting insults at him.
In desperation,
he puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes, the insults stop.
Thinking he might have killed the
parrot, he takes it out of the freezer.
The parrot is still alive, but it is
shivering. It stammers, "I'm s-sorry for b-b-being
s-so rude. P-p-please forgive m-me." So the man forgives him.
After a while the parrot asks, "What
exactly did the turkey do?"
