The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a
fury.
"I've been getting threatening letters in the mail
for months
and I want them stopped."
"Of course," said
the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters
through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know
who's sending
them?"
"Yes," shouted the
man. "It's the Internal Revenue Service!"
What's the difference
between the short and long income tax forms?
If you use the short
form,
the government gets your money.
If you use the long form,
the accountant gets your
money.
April 15 is Taxgiving Day
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