I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN



I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts until 8 PM.


I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over and over



I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, private care, dental care...


I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians...

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 100?



I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S, AARP.....

I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.
 

I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!
 

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me!


 

The song "St. Louis Blues" is on Old Time Favorites CD by Margi Harrell