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Dad Sayings
No, we're not there yet.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
![bow](images/man_enjoying_coffee_mug_md_clr.gif)
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
![bow](images/fathers_day_potato_sack_race_lg_clr.gif)
"Hey" is for horses.
Don't tell your mother.
You think I am made of money?
![bow](images/man_shovel_money_hole_lg_clr.gif)
Because I said so.
I'll build character.
I'm not sleeping; I'm watching TV
![bow](images/tv_with_remote_md_clr.gif)