Dad Sayings

No, we're not there yet.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
Coffee will stunt your growth.

Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!
You didn't beat me. I let you win.

"Hey" is for horses.
Don't tell your mother.
You think I am made of money?

Because I said so.
I'll build character.
I'm not sleeping; I'm watching TV

A little hard work never hurt anybody
Don't make me stop the car!
When I was your age...

Happy Father's Day!