Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Take my wallet and GO CRAZY shopping.

9. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring.

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost!

6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to throw a party.

5. Why get a job? I make plenty for you to spend.

4. Let me hold your purse while you try that on.

3. Let's watch the Lifetime Channel tonight!

2. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.

and the Number 1 thing you'll
never hear a Dad say:

1. When I was growing up, we had it so easy!

Happy Father's Day