Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Take my wallet and GO CRAZY shopping.

9. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit complaining and let's go to the mall.

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

5. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

4. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

3. Let's watch the Lifetime Channel tonight!

2. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies.

and the Number 1 thing you'll never hear a Dad say:

1. When I was growing up, we had it so easy!  

Happy Father's Day