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Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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A: Because he didn't have any guts.


Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?

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A: A Boo-ick.


Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

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A: Peekaboo


Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

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A: Dead ends...


Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

boo

A: With a pumpkin patch.


Q: What did the monster have in his rock collection?

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A: Tombstones.


Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?

boo

A: I Scream.


Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?

boo

A:  Decomposing.


Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?

boo

A: They both come out at night.


Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

boo

A: Wrap!

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Happy Halloween


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