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Halloween Jokes
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
![skeleton](images/skeleton_dancing_lg_clr.gif)
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
![boo](images/sheet_ghost_flying_md_clr.gif)
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
![boo](images/happy_face_mummy_boo_lg_clr.gif)
A: Peekaboo
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
![boo](images/zombie_walk_lg_clr.gif)
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
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A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the monster have in his rock collection?
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A: Tombstones.
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
![boo](images/frank_screaming_md_clr.gif)
A: I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
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A: Decomposing.
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
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A: They both come out at night.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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A: Wrap!
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