Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: Why wouldn't the turkey eat any dessert?

A: He was stuffed!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: What do space station turkeys say?

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?

A: Peach gobbler!

Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

A: Because everything is marked down after the Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving