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Halloween Jokes
Stay safe and don't forget your mask!
Halloween Jokes
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peekaboo
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the monster have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A: I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap!
Happy Halloween
From
Carol