The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury.
"I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months
and I want them stopped."

"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters
through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who's sending

"Yes," shouted the man. "It's the Internal Revenue Service!"


What's the difference between the short and long income tax forms?

If you use the short form,
the government gets your money.

If you use the long form,
the accountant gets your money.

April 15 is Taxgiving Day