The Three
Sisters
Three sisters,
ages 92, 94 and
95 years old,
were all living
together.
The 95 year old
went upstairs
one evening to
bathe. As she
was getting in
the tub, she
called down to
her sisters, "Am
I getting in the
tub or out of
the tub?"

The 94-year-old
decided to go
upstairs to
help.
She got to the
third step and
stopped, then
called out, "Was
I going up the
stairs or down?"

The 92 year old
sitting at the
kitchen table
having tea,
listening to her
sisters shook
her head and
said, "I sure
hope I never get
as forgetful
as my sisters,"
and knocked on
wood for good
measure.

Then she yelled,
"I'll come up
and help both of
you as soon as I
see who's at the
door."
