I'm usually interested in going home
before I get to where I am going.

I'm good on a trip for at least an
hour without my aspirin, antacid...

I'm the life of the party...
even when it lasts until 8 PM.

I'm awake many hours before
my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because
I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories...
over and over and over and over

I'm aware that other people's grand-
children are not as cute as mine.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and
that's just my left leg.

I'm so cared for: long term care,
eye care, private care, dental care...

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like
traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians...

I'm a walking storeroom of facts...
I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think
I am having the time of my life!!!

Now if I could only remember
who sent this to me!