Perks of being a Senior Citizen

In a hostage situation you
are likely to be released first.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You have a party and the neighbors
don't even realize it.

You can eat dinner at 4:00.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

You got cable for the weather channel.

Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to a manageable size.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

You have great friends
who think of you often and
send you lists like this!