St. Patrick's Day > An Irishmans Philosophy
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There are only two things
To worry about:
Either you are well
Or you are sick.
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If you are sick,
There are two things to worry about:
Either you will get well
Or you will die.
If you get well,
Then there is nothing to worry about.
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But if you die,
There are two things to worry about:
Either you will go to heaven
Or you will go down there.
If you go to heaven,
Then you have nothing to worry about.
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But if you go down there,
You'll be so darn busy shaking hands
With all your friends,
That you won't have time to worry!
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