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We Are in Big Trouble
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We Are in Big Trouble

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The population of this country is 330 million.

190 million are retired or soon to be.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

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There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

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Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

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2.8 million are in the armed forces.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

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Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

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At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

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Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your rear at the computer reading jokes.

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Yep, looks like we are in big trouble!.

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